as long as Im your hooker.

menthuthuyoupi:

Every time I skip a Beyoncé song I feel like she knows…. like one day if I meet her I’m gunna tell her I love her and how amazing she is and shes gunna just look at me and squint her eyes and say

"….. you been skippin’ my songs?"

skypestripper:

why is that car so close to the wall

skypestripper:

why is that car so close to the wall

mtvother:

Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.

ohdamndree:

First day of school like…


"President Obama said today that we should probably think about putting some women on our money."
-New York Magazine

"President Obama said today that we should probably think about putting some women on our money."

-New York Magazine

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life